YAY! I am kind of waiting for someone to be like, “April Fool’s, bitch!” and un-follow me (not cool! You’ll crush my fragile little heart). In 90 posts I have been lucky enough to pick up 100 readers-pretty sweet. Seriously, this is a BFD for me! THANKS!
As for your gift…*takes a shot of tequila to work up the courage*
“You like that sideboob? That turn you on? Well it shouldn’t, cause it’s my sideboob!”
So I tell J about the “gift” and he asks, “But babe…what if someone judges you or says you’re ugly? Then what? I mean, it’s pretty brave of you to put yourself out there like that. You sure you want to do that?”
Crap. Now I have a complex.
The hell with it, I’ll just blame it on April Fools and invisible tequila.
Happy weekend, everyone!