I’ve kind of been on auto-pilot the last few days. No, I’m not really depressed (even though the work situation sucked ass), I’m just kind of MEH. Ever feel MEH? So I have decided to post pictures of sexy bitches.
This post was supposed to be titled “Who’s your gay crush?” but my mom said that may be offensive. It’s not meant to be, FYI. I think all of us who are comfortable in our sexuality can look at a member of the opposite sex and see that they are beautiful/handsome, right?
I’ll start with my husband’s choices. He has a thing for the tall, dark and handsome:
Christian Bale. I am totally okay with this. If he left me for Christian Bale, I would agree and let him move on. He’s freakin’ Batman!
Javier Bardem. I’m pretty sure Javier would make J his bitch. Sorry honey-he’s pretty much the manliest man ever.
Enrique Iglesias. Yes please! And may I join you two?
Ewan MacGregor. Oh God yes. Yes, yes, yes. J has very good taste in men!
Now it’s on to mine. I tend to pick ladies with dark hair, big lips and tattoos. Anyone who knows me knows that this lady is at the top of my list:
Angelina Jolie. She’s my A number one!
If I were to walk into a plastic surgery office and ask to look like anyone in the world, it would be Micheline Pitt. She’s a make-up artist/photographer/clothing designer/model. Looking at her makes my eyes water.
Victoria Beckons is another model who is just stunning and covered in tattoos *wipes drool from keyboard*
Christina Hendricks. Pretty sure I would jump in front of a moving car for her. And for people who may not recognize the face, you may know her as Joan Holloway from “Mad Men” or her SMOKING HOT BODY. She is shaped like a women should be shaped, in my humble opinion:
J’s not impressed with Megan Fox? WTH? You have to admit she’s gorgeous!
Last but not least, Scarlett Johansson. Not normally a fan of blondes, but she is just striking.
Now I want to know who yours is! Don’t be shy!