Wednesday, March 9, 2011

“Humpday” means mindless pictures of gorgeous people!

I’ve kind of been on auto-pilot the last few days. No, I’m not really depressed (even though the work situation sucked ass), I’m just kind of MEH. Ever feel MEH? So I have decided to post pictures of sexy bitches.

This post was supposed to be titled “Who’s your gay crush?” but my mom said that may be offensive. It’s not meant to be, FYI. I think all of us who are comfortable in our sexuality can look at a member of the opposite sex and see that they are beautiful/handsome, right?

I’ll start with my husband’s choices. He has a thing for the tall, dark and handsome:

Christian Bale. I am totally okay with this. If he left me for Christian Bale, I would agree and let him move on. He’s freakin’ Batman!

 

Javier Bardem. I’m pretty sure Javier would make J his bitch. Sorry honey-he’s pretty much the manliest man ever.

 

Enrique Iglesias. Yes please! And may I join you two?

 

Ewan MacGregor. Oh God yes. Yes, yes, yes. J has very good taste in men!

 

Now it’s on to mine. I tend to pick ladies with dark hair, big lips and tattoos. Anyone who knows me knows that this lady is at the top of my list:

Angelina Jolie. She’s my A number one!

 

If I were to walk into a plastic surgery office and ask to look like anyone in the world, it would be Micheline Pitt. She’s a make-up artist/photographer/clothing designer/model. Looking at her makes my eyes water.

Can’t…look…away!!!

 

Victoria Beckons is another model who is just stunning and covered in tattoos *wipes drool from keyboard*

 

Christina Hendricks. Pretty sure I would jump in front of a moving car for her. And for people who may not recognize the face, you may know her as Joan Holloway from “Mad Men” or her SMOKING HOT BODY. She is shaped like a women should be shaped, in my humble opinion:

 

 

J’s not impressed with Megan Fox? WTH? You have to admit she’s gorgeous!

 

Last but not least, Scarlett Johansson. Not normally a fan of blondes, but she is just striking.

 

Now I want to know who yours is! Don’t be shy!

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17 comments:

  1. victoria beckons?! who the hell is that? and what's with all the shit glued to her face?

    tee hee! you flatter me, boo. thank-you so much :) i'm all puffed up now.

    so....um.....when are we hooking up for a date? ;)

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  2. My gay crush is Halle Berry. :-)

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  3. I have new women I'm in love with now.... thanks...

    What about you? Where's you in the 'gorgeous wimmins' lineup?

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  4. Love it, makes humpday more fun :)

    -Kurt

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  5. Kage-You have a car, I don't-come visit me in California and I'll take you to the Olive Garden! Lol :)

    Soapbox-She's so purty!

    Idaho-LOL I'm not up there! But come back and look at my new banner! Awwwww yeahhhhh!

    Kurt-Right? I think I may have forgotten a Justin Long if I'm remembering correctly!

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  6. Christina Hendricks is pretty um....WINNING!

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  7. Oh thank you for throwing in the red head. No really thank you.

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  8. Rafa and OT-If I could, I would make many babies with her. She is to die for!

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  9. I agree on Angelina. Also Mila Kunis

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  10. Something for the ladies and for us guys too. Thanks girl and have a wonderful day.

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  11. I'll take one of each, please.

    And if Kage is going to visit you she better stop in Seattle and pick my Irish ass up. I like pasta, too ya know.

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  12. I think I'm gawking at these pictures a little too hard and questioning myself lol

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  13. That was a nice little break while I sit here and pretend to do work. Thanks. I am smiling now. :)

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  14. Erica-Mila Kunis is so beautiful!

    Becca-Double yum!

    Odie-Glad you liked it :)

    Heather-For sure! We'll all go dutch!

    Falen-It's okay, I think we all have those moments LOL!

    Idaho-Thanks!

    Rock Show-Glad you are smiling (MY JOB IS DONE!!!)

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  15. I don't see the big deal with Megan Fox.

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